Letra Get you mad
Album: Fucking crazy
Artista: Eminem
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Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
mic check.. (My dick!)
testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
My attitude is worse than NWA´s was
I´ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
who ain´t have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
you see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
you´re probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don´t like rap anyway
I´m just tryin to get my porno career started
every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let´s go!"
want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
don´t give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your basement and listen
(you´re gonna fuckin check this out)
lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner´s table (here listen!)
lesson Four: ´Know you heard this before´
"Hey let me get your number; I´ll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
don´t act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
get the Withest A&R you can find
pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
and that´s the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain´t
givin you shit bitch - don´t even bother askin me (get away from me)
toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I´m spittin
cause I´m always shittin when I´m rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It´s all about me..")
gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You´re a dick!")
and all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I´m takin a bath
grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
white trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
while you´re out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass.
So if I hurt your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
and when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can´t listen to that song, that shit´s too sad!"
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He´ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad.
What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
ain´t no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
you talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I´m sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
and wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
the demon is here, steamin this year
I rip [*Mystikal´s*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
it´s not a gimmick bitch, it´s an image I live it
give a fuck? I don´t know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don´t think this guy is well.." I´m high as hell
I´ll beat you with a live cat when I´m swinging him by his tail.
[* impersonating Method Man *]
I´ll fuckin, I´ll fuckin
lay your nuts on the dresser
just your nutsack by itself
and bang them shits with a spiked bat
cut your neck off and sew your head right back
and leave you like that.
You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
who´s itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while your mother was breastfeeding
and gave her the flesh-eating disease
I´m iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do live
you´ll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and ´Pac joke.
So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
and when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can´t listen to that song, that shit´s too sad"
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"He´ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
you know I just be sayin that to get you mad.
I know that makes you real mad, don´t it? (uh-huh)
that´s right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
sprayin wreck (bitch)
and we don´t give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit
so suck my motherfuckin dick. |
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