Letra Cum on everybody
Album: Slim shady lp
Artista: Eminem
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Yo, mic check
testing one, two, um... twelve.
My favoite color is red, like the bloodshed
from Kurt Cobain´s head when he shot himself dead
women all grabbin´ at my shishkabob
bought Lauryn Hill´s tape so her kids don´t starve
(I can´t STAND Lauryn Hill)
you thought I was livid, now I´m even more so
shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I´m in the fourth row, signin autographs until my show
I just remembered that I´m absent minded
wait, I mean I´ve lost my mind I can´t find it
I freestylin ever verse that I spit
cuz I don´t even remember the words to my shit
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis
put my LP on your Christmas wish list
you wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this.
Cum on everybody, get down tonight (8X)
I tried suicide once and I´ll try it again
that´s why I write songs where I die at the end
cuz I don´t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was waving it at everybody screamin´ "I suck"
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud "All of y´all get the hell out now"
fuck rap, I´m givin´ it up y´all, I´m Sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I´m bored out of my gourd
so I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford
I guess I´m just a sick, sick bastard
just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
one Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
and if you ever see a video for this shit
I´ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit.
Cum on everybody, get down tonight (8X)
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
cause they think that I´m a motherfuckin Beastie Boy
so I told em I was Mike D, It was like
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock´s next concert
I´ll be standin by the Loch Ness monster, peace out"
then I jetted to the weed house
smoked out till I started bustin freestyles
broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
made a couple of crank calls collect
"Ken Keniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
and murder every rich rapper that I´m jealous of
so just remember when I bomb your set
yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset.
Cum on everybody get down tonight (16X) |
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